Museum

This place is the latest project from the owners of the two Cangrejos, and has been given their trademark OTT kitsch makeover; this time with more than a nod to the Louis XV Rococo-style. Expect reproductions of the old masters (Goya, not Athena) and replicas of David, light pop music videos played on flat screens, and a bar that packs a mixed and friendly crowd of twinks, hipsters and gym bunnies. The perfect, if insanely busy, warm-up to the Metro disco – just down the block – so make sure to ask the bartenders for a free entry pass.

Like this kind of vibe, but prefer your music more old school? Try out Museum's sister venue Museum Retro a few blocks up.