FIRE

Like a less virulent STD, Fire is something you have to experience once in your life, if only to learn your lesson and get it out of your system. Minus a hefty dose of antibiotics (though that’s entirely down to how you play it). Open 24/7, Fire attracts clubbers looking for the party that never, ever ends, starting with funky house on a Friday that merges into muscle-boy favourite, Horizon, on Saturday. Sunday sees more house courtesy of Orange which runs into Monday, where clearly nobody is turning up for work, and if you can bear it, a Brazilian themed fiesta on Tuesday. Perhaps the name alludes to how your eyeballs will feel when finally re-exposed to sunlight. Or perhaps it stems from that stinging feeling when you pee. As we said – your call.