ABERCROMBIE & FITCH

Muscle boys will love the greeters permanently stationed at the massive double doors to this converted Grade II listed building in London’s Mayfair; half naked, all-Americana sporty types, their soul job is to usher you into the over-perfumed homo-erotic teen sanctuary that is Abercrombie and Bitch. Sorry, Fitch. It’s hardly stocked full of design-savvy surprises, but if you’re after an over-priced basic accompanied by a decent amount of hysteria, you’ll find it here amongst the enormous wall frescoes of semi-clothed men performing all kinds of manly, physical activity.